Tougher Bankruptcy Laws
Last week, the Senate made moves toward approving pro-business legislation that will make it harder for individuals to file for bankruptcy. What do you think?
“This is a victory for good, hard-working, God-fearing credit-card companies everywhere. Dry your eyes, Citibank, help is on the way!”
Kim Emerson –
Systems Analyst“Well, there goes my foolproof get-bankrupt-quick scheme.”
Javier Burris –
Cashier“I guess my only hope for ever getting out of debt is declaring myself a business. Hey everyone! Shares in DougCo are trading at an all-time low.”
Doug Schaulsberg –
Ranger“Look! I caught another middle-class guy! Here, hold his arms behind his back while I gut-punch him!" ”
Arnold Kaufman –
Lawyer“Ever since reading Charles Dickens as a child, I've felt that debtors' prisons had a romantic feel about them. Let's bring those back.”
Christian Irwin –
CEO“If this doesn't teach Americans not to have medical emergencies or get laid off, I don't know what will.”
Stacy Goff –
Environmentalist



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