Last week, the Senate made moves toward approving pro-business legislation that will make it harder for individuals to file for bankruptcy. What do you think?

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  This is a victory for good, hard-working, God-fearing credit-card companies everywhere. Dry your eyes, Citibank, help is on the way!

  Kim Emerson
  Systems Analyst

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  Well, there goes my foolproof get-bankrupt-quick scheme.

  Javier Burris
  Cashier

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  I guess my only hope for ever getting out of debt is declaring myself a business. Hey everyone! Shares in DougCo are trading at an all-time low.

  Doug Schaulsberg
  Ranger

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  Look! I caught another middle-class guy! Here, hold his arms behind his back while I gut-punch him!"

  Arnold Kaufman
  Lawyer

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  Ever since reading Charles Dickens as a child, I've felt that debtors' prisons had a romantic feel about them. Let's bring those back.

  Christian Irwin
  CEO

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  If this doesn't teach Americans not to have medical emergencies or get laid off, I don't know what will.

  Stacy Goff
  Environmentalist