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Toyota Expected To Recall Prius

February 9, 2010 | ISSUE 46•06

Following last month's costly recall of 8.1 million vehicles due to an acceleration problem, Toyota has announced a recall of its latest hybrid Prius model because of a braking problem. What do you think?

  • But I already got mine painted with the number of my organizing business!"

    Stu Downie
    Professional Organizer

  • Toyota should combine the Prius' faulty brakes and the Camry's busted accelerators to create the Camrius: the most fuel-efficient death trap in automotive history."

    Pam Brown
    Tour Guide

  • Are we sure it's not because the pussies who drive them just aren't hitting the brakes hard enough?"

    Matt Frantz
    Unemployed

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