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    Slideshow • travel • ISSUE 47•29 • Jul 25, 2011
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    • United Airlines Exploring Viability Of Stacking Them Like Cordwood

      CHICAGO—"Despite a number of setbacks, we've found the most efficient way to stack them is to start with a base of large ones and then put down a layer of medium ones, before filling in the holes with the smaller ones," said operations manager Gary Brown.
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    • Area Man Spends Summer Having Wallet Stolen Across Europe

      DECATUR, IL—Marcus Hayes, 22, even managed to learn a few helpful phrases throughout his travels, including the Dutch terms for
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    • Man Running After Bus Delights Bus Occupants

      CLEVELAND—Among the factors that contributed to the overall feeling of joy among those lucky enough to witness the spectacle, was the fact that the man was not in very good physical shape, an indication that the act of running was in all likelihood his last recourse.
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    • Struggling Air Force One To Begin Selling Passenger Tickets

      WASHINGTON—To stay competitive, the airline will charge a fee of $25 for passengers bringing extra luggage on board, such as fishing gear or a Scottish terrier.
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    • Man In Inner Tube Completes First Lazy Transatlantic Journey

      LA ROCHELLE, FRANCE—"You just have to go with the flow," said the epic hero, who navigated and survived the 3,012 nautical mile journey with nonchalance and snacks.
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    • Space Tourist Spends Entire Vacation Inside Space Shuttle

      CAPE CANAVERAL, FL—"What's the point of traveling three million miles if you're just going to sit around some orbital craft all day?" said friend Jeffery Plotnick.
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    • Area Family's Trip To New Hampshire Sparks Rumors Of Presidential Bid

      MANCHESTER, NH—Pundits said the family's slow drive through Bear Brook State Park signaled a deep concern for environmental issues.
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    • Overcrowding Reaches Crisis Level At Yellowstone National Parking Lot

      WEST THUMB, WY—Overcrowding remains an enormous problem at Yellowstone National Parking Lot, officials reported Monday.
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    • Heartbreaking Country Ballad Paralyzes Trucking Industry

      NASHVILLE, TN—At any given time, 45 percent of all truckers are idling on the side of the road listening to this ballad of heartbreak and loss.
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    • Area Man Perpetually In Process Of Buying Or Selling Car

      MARION, IL—Local resident Don Liman’s search for the ideal car is entering its 13th year.
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