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    Travel Troubles

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•15 • Apr 14, 2008
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    • New Strain Of Jet Lag Devastates Airline Industry

      ATLANTA—The embattled airline industry is in the midst of a new crisis: a powerful strain of jet lag resistant to regular remedies like catnaps.
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    • Dept. Of Transportation Discontinues 'Bridge Out 8 Feet Ahead' Sign

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    • Fat Roommate Travels All The Way To Tennessee Just To Fuck Some Girl

      MINNEAPOLIS—Overweight 26-year-old Michael Paulson bid a temporary farewell to the apartment he shares with three friends Monday, in order to make a 900-mile bus trip to Memphis, TN "just to fuck some girl," his roommates reported.
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    • Baggage-Handling Mix-Up Sends Dirty Bomb To St. Louis

      NEW YORK—Frustrated Al Qaeda operative Abu Basir Yousef promised that this flight would be
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    • DOT Creates New Lane For Reckless Drivers

      WASHINGTON—Signs for the lane will feature the icon of a swerving 1988 Mercury Grand Marquis with a mattress tied to the top by a single length of twine.
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    • Flustered Bush Misses Air Force One Flight

      CAMP SPRINGS, MD—
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    • Nation's Crumbling Infrastructure Probably Some Sort Of Metaphor

      Many believe our overstretched and obsolete infrastructure may symbolize something important.
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    • Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus

      HARRISBURG, PA—Area resident Dwayne Pafko, 27, went out and got his ass totally creamed by a big old bus Monday.
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    • Report: 98 Percent Of U.S. Commuters Favor Public Transportation For Others

      WASHINGTON, DC–A study released Monday by the American Public Transportation Association reveals that 98 percent of Americans support the use of mass transit by others.
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    • Woman Seems Too Hot To Be Riding Bus

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