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  • Suns Ownership Continually Dropping Hints To Steve Nash That He Should Demand Trade
  • Chipper Jones Reports To Spring Training Early Just To Take Dump In Peace
  • Tom Coughlin Glad To Have 5 Weeks Or So Of Job Security
  • Self-Loathing Nation Sees Itself In Wes Welker, Hates What It Sees
  • Indianapolis Colts Somehow Wind Up With Exact Same Coaching Staff
  • Most Clippers Fans Still Have No Idea Team Is Doing Well

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September 30, 2011

Triathlete’s Favorite Part Is All The Splashing As You Run Into Water

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