American Voices

Troops To Stay In Iraq

July 23, 2003 | ISSUE 39•28

U.S. military officials recently announced that thousands of soldiers will remain in Iraq for longer than previously stated. What do you think?

  • At least democracy's flowering over there. They could be here, where it's nearly fucking dead.

    Arthur Rucker
    Professor

  • Good. Maybe it'll teach those weaklings some discipline.

    Jessica Burrell
    Salesperson

  • As an employer of several U.S. reservists, I have one question: Who's gonna sell these motorboats?

    Edward Enriquez
    Sales Manager

  • I can't imagine why it's taking them so long to accomplish a simple little matter like stabilizing that particular geopolitical region.

    Maude Wilkenson
    Artist

  • Boy, the Iraqis better develop a fun pop culture with cute cartoon animals and grown women in schoolgirl uniforms, or this will be a complete waste.

    Sammy Marsh
    Security Guard

  • If our soldiers must be involved in a lengthy occupation, at least it's in a place without any dangerous weapons of mass destruction lying around.

    Martin Stearns
    Systems Analyst

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