American Voices

Trouble In East Timor

September 15, 1999 | ISSUE 35•33

On Aug. 30, East Timor voted overwhelmingly for independence from Indonesia, sparking a pro-Jakarta militia crackdown that has left hundreds of Timorese dead and prompted U.N. officials to evacuate the island. What do you think about this rapidly deteriorating international situation?

  • It's a tough call. They're not as brown as Africans, but they're still pretty brown. I guess I'm leaning toward not caring.

    Franklin Schuitt
    Systems Analyst

  • East Timor? Shouldn't the citizens be, you know, Timorous? Ha! Seriously, though, where is this town?

    Richard Heep
    Bank Teller

  • This crisis won't affect production of Kmart's fall fashion line, will it?

    Linda Voskuil
    Homemaker

  • As CNN's senior correspondent for the Pacific Rim, I'd just like to say, 'Hey, Noam Chomsky, look! We're finally doing a story about how oppressed East Timor is! Are you happy now?

    Robert Iverson
    TV Journalist

  • The U.S. has got to step in and hold a pancake-dinner benefit for these people.

    Melissa Orr
    College Student

  • Martial law? A shoot-on-sight curfew? That's pretty serious, man. I just hope all the white people get out okay.

    Hugh Randolph
    Construction Worker

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