Truck Drivers Barred From Texting

The U.S. government will no longer allow drivers of large trucks and buses to text while they are driving. What do you think?

  • “Texting and driving is irresponsible, but it probably gets pretty lonely out there on the road. Hey! Someone should write a song about that!”

    Kathleen Hulka –
    Systems Analyst

  • “With this ban in place, there's pretty much nothing to do while driving but daydream and rear-end the car in front of you.”

    Lyle Gorch –
    Driveway Blacktopper

  • “Aw, shucks. But sometimes you just want to send out a quick 'breaker breaker one-nine' to your buddies without starting up a whole long CB conversation.”

    Arch Harris –
    Truck Driver

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