American Voices

Trying Children As Adults

November 24, 1999 | ISSUE 35•43

Last week, a Michigan jury convicted a 13-year-old boy of second-degree murder for a crime he committed as an 11-year-old. What do you think of the growing legal trend of trying children as adults?

  • As a federal judge and longtime closet pederast, I am strongly in favor of trying 11-year-olds as adults.

    Stanley Gibson
    Federal Judge

  • I hope the adult courts have some of those plastic booster chairs.

    Liz Strunck
    Teacher

  • I do not believe minors should be allowed to shoot people, nor do I believe their victims should be allowed to die.

    Hannah Leigh
    Psychologist

  • Come on, people, didn't any of you go through a rebellious homicidal phase during adolescence? You grow out of it.

    John Roble
    Bartender

  • I believe the children are our future: nasty, brutish and short.

    Bill Buchanan
    Systems Analyst

  • Children should face the same consequences as adults for committing murder: four years in a federal penitentiary.

    Daniel Doering
    File Clerk

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