American Voices

Tsunami Debris Approaching U.S.

October 27, 2011 | ISSUE 47•43

Debris from the Japanese tsunami in March is now approaching Hawaii and is predicted to hit the West Coast of the U.S. in three years. What do you think?

  • Oh, no! You’re telling me that it’s just a matter of time before slightly more shit washes up onto Venice Beach?

    Keith Philipp
    Furniture Assembler

  • Crap, all the good stuff will probably be gone by then.

    Oren Blaine
    Landscaper

  • At least that gives me enough time to prepare my daughter before all the bloated and rotting Hello Kitty corpses wash ashore.

    Vicky Zimmerman
    Engineer

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