American Voices

TV Downloads On AOL

November 18, 2005 | ISSUE 41•46

In order to boost available content, America Online is preparing to offer downloads of old television programs like Welcome Back, Kotter and Chico And The Man. What do you think?

  • Finally, the computer reaches its true potential: It's a television!

    Sonja Kelly
    Custom Tailor

  • This really fills the void in the nostalgia market left by Nick At Nite, TV Land, Hallmark Channel, SOAPnet, Lifetime, Lifetime Real Women, Oxygen, Boomerang, WGN, GSN, TBS, WB, USA, and VH1.

    Jeremy Watson
    Systems Analyst

  • Ah, the memories. Nothing says 'My parents are getting divorced' like the Kotter theme song.

    Jesse Glass
    Machinist

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