0LOS ANGELES— For the 11th straight week, the TV Guide Channel topped the Nielsen
ratings, scoring blockbuster numbers in virtually all time slots and days of the week.
"The frustrating experience of trying to find something decent on TV has meant
ratings gold for the TV Guide Channel, Variety editor Peter Bart said. "By
providing a means to search for something—anything—worth watching, this 24-hour
electronic scroll has made itself America's most-watched channel."
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