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    TWA OK

    Letters To The Editor • Opinion • ISSUE 49•02 • Jan 12, 2013
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    Dear The Onion,

    You haven’t mentioned the airline TWA in a while. Is everything okay with them?

    Pauline Spiller, Texarkana, TX

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