CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•11 Mar 14, 2012

Early this morning one of our deliverymen managed to run over not one but two dogs along Beacon Street. The Onion sends its heartfelt apologies to the families of Koda and Beans.

More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.