Two Kinds Of Humans

American Voices • ISSUE 42•46 • Nov 16, 2006

British evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry claims that the human race may split into two sub-species in the next 100,000 years. What do you think?

“Well, I hope my descendents end up in the elite class, or in the roving pack of disobedient workers that live in the sewers and feed on the attractive.”
Aaron Knudsen –
Soccer Coach
“This is just like that movie The Time Machine. Wait, no, Revenge of the Nerds.”
Gary Curry –
Linguist
“Personally, I'm still pissed that we lost the vestigial tail.”
Dannie Clarson –
Life Coach

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