Two New Elements To Be Named

The International Union of Pure Applied Chemistry unveiled two new elements last week, tentatively named flerovium and livermorium. What do you think?

  • “I was about to give up on science and become religious. This is just the kind of thing I need to keep my interest! Go science!”

    Frank Alger –
    Hand Embroiderer

  • “Son of a bitch! I should have known there was some sneaky reason that stack of periodic tables was so cheap.”

    Alexandra Zigmunt –
    Hook Puller

  • “I was wondering when they’d add a new element and finally get the bad taste of roentgenium out of my mouth. What a shitty element that was.”

    Roy Craig –
    Pay-Station Attendant