Unabomber's Possessions To Be Auctioned Off

Possessions of Theodore "The Unabomber" Kaczynski seized by FBI agents, including typewriters, hand tools, and a briefcase containing his diplomas, are to be put up for auction by court order. What do you think?

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  “It's too bad that they're not auctioning off the actual bomb-making materials. Nothing quite says 'Unabomber' like his bomb-making materials.”

  Dax Grenoq –
  Street Fair Vendor

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  “If I could get a Ted Kaczynski hammer to go with my Eric Rudolph chisel, that part of the toolbox would be totally covered.”

  Jenny DiClaudio –
  Systems Analyst

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  “Isn't this Internet auction exactly the type of thing he warned us about in his manifesto?”

  Wilhelm Prediger –
  Plumber