American Voices

Unabomber's Possessions To Be Auctioned Off

August 16, 2006 | ISSUE 42•33

Possessions of Theodore "The Unabomber" Kaczynski seized by FBI agents, including typewriters, hand tools, and a briefcase containing his diplomas, are to be put up for auction by court order. What do you think?

  • It's too bad that they're not auctioning off the actual bomb-making materials. Nothing quite says 'Unabomber' like his bomb-making materials.

    Dax Grenoq
    Street Fair Vendor

  • If I could get a Ted Kaczynski hammer to go with my Eric Rudolph chisel, that part of the toolbox would be totally covered.

    Jenny DiClaudio
    Systems Analyst

  • Isn't this Internet auction exactly the type of thing he warned us about in his manifesto?

    Wilhelm Prediger
    Plumber

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