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'Unbeatable' Checkers Program Designed

September 6, 2007 | ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•36

Scientists at the University of Alberta have developed a computer program that can never lose a checkers match, making checkers the most complex game solved to date. What do you think?

  • So it took them nearly 20 years to make a 12-year-old nerd that no one wants to play with. Awesome.

    James Martin
    Air-Conditioning Repairman

  • Along with daily weather bulletins and birthday reminders, science is apparently turning computers into my grandfather.

    Joseph DeLaRosa
    Produce Manager

  • Yes, but what protocol does it have to deal with me flipping over the board in disgust and calling it a homo when I don't like the way the game is going?

    Anna Tuchman
    Union Rep

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