American Voices

Unrest In Iraq

November 5, 2003 | ISSUE 39•43

Violence against American troops in Iraq surged last week, with attacks killing dozens. What do you think?

  • All I know is, if the Iraqis had invaded our country, we'd be acting a lot nicer to them than they are to us.

    Geraldine Bates
    Telemarketer

  • My cousin is in the Army, and he said that the Iraqis want us there. So I can't really figure out why they shot him.

    Molly Chandler
    Dental Hygienist

  • I wish the media were more conservative, so we wouldn't have to hear about these things.

    Arthur Serra
    Pharmacist

  • In concentrating on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction, we forgot about their weapons of one teeny little bit of destruction at a time.

    Nicholas Hoyt
    CFO

  • Why would the Iraqis bomb their own country? That's like shitting in your kitchen sink—good for emergencies, but not a great idea overall.

    Brian Purdey
    Student

  • The G.I. deaths are tragic and alarming, but the fact that even more Iraqis are dying should provide some consolation.

    Frank Demoss
    Systems Analyst

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