Unwilling to go down without a fight, Honkers the Canada Goose took 37 people with him after getting sucked into an Airbus A319 engine.
More Obituaries
Martha Sarahns
Martha Sarahns, 78, passed away Saturday night surrounded by her closest friends, family, and this random dude who looked completely lost.
Donnie
Donnie the cat had to be put to sleep Friday because, Jesus Christ, who has three grand for bladder stone removal?
Kevin Maguire
Kevin Maguire unwittingly martyred himself Wednesday for the cause of getting a stop sign put up on Larchmont.



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