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U.S. Briefly On Canadian Torture List

January 21, 2008 | ISSUE 44•03

Late last week, Canada placed the United States on an official list of countries that practice torture before removing it on Saturday. What do you think?

  • We need to find out whoever did this, strap them to a board, and dump gallons upon gallons of water on them until they agree to take us off that list.

    Tony Bramah
    Systems Analyst

  • Why is Canada in charge of the official torturers list?

    Lacey Baines
    Youth Pastor

  • I'm not sure why this is a problem. Were we at the bottom or the list or something?

    Dave Burns
    Crab Fisherman

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