U.S. Facing Helium Shortage

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 48•26 Jun 25, 2012

With its helium reserves rapidly depleting, the United States faces a shortage expected to have a detrimental effect on certain sectors of the economy. What do you think?

  • “Ah, the hell with balloons anyway. They were useless for getting me well soon.”

    Jerry Faulk –
    Lifeguard

  • “Greetings, earthling. We come in peace. See? Not as funny without the helium, is it?”

    Dana Creamer –
    Systems Analyst

  • “As a dirigible pilot since 1935, I thank God for an excuse to get out of this fucking business.”

    Gary William –
    Delineator

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