American Voices

U.S. Hits 300 Million People

October 17, 2006 | ISSUE 43•27 ISSUE 42•41

The U.S. Census Bureau estimates that the U.S. population reached 300 million today at 7:46 am. What do you think?

  • That's great. I'm like three guys short for my poker game this Thursday.

    Brandon Kelvin
    Heating Installer

  • We could always give Minnesota its independence. That would trim it back some, and I've always hated those guys.

    Clarissa Benjamin
    Bus Driver

  • Thank God we have the second-highest infant-mortality rate in the industrialized world, or else we'd be screwed.

    Owen Last
    Dry Cleaner

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