U.S. Hits 300 Million People

The U.S. Census Bureau estimates that the U.S. population reached 300 million today at 7:46 am. What do you think?

  • “That's great. I'm like three guys short for my poker game this Thursday.”

    Brandon Kelvin –
    Heating Installer

  • “We could always give Minnesota its independence. That would trim it back some, and I've always hated those guys.”

    Clarissa Benjamin –
    Bus Driver

  • “Thank God we have the second-highest infant-mortality rate in the industrialized world, or else we'd be screwed.”

    Owen Last –
    Dry Cleaner