U.S. Hits 300 Million People

The U.S. Census Bureau estimates that the U.S. population reached 300 million today at 7:46 am. What do you think?

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  “That's great. I'm like three guys short for my poker game this Thursday.”

  Brandon Kelvin –
  Heating Installer

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  “We could always give Minnesota its independence. That would trim it back some, and I've always hated those guys.”

  Clarissa Benjamin –
  Bus Driver

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  “Thank God we have the second-highest infant-mortality rate in the industrialized world, or else we'd be screwed.”

  Owen Last –
  Dry Cleaner