American Voices

U.S. House Hardly Working

March 23, 2006 | ISSUE 43•28 ISSUE 42•12

To date, the House of Representatives has worked less than 25 days this year. What do you think?

  • Maybe they're still working off the overtime accrued from the Schiavo emergency session.

    Ryan Ridge
    Optometrist

  • I thought Wal-Mart's Tuesday/Thursday greeter looked awfully like U.S. Rep. Mike Conaway.

    Joe Chandler
    Lumberjack

  • Take a classic masterpiece like the Anti-Injunction Act of 1793, and compare it to the monstrosity that is the current Postal Service Act Amendment Bill of 2005. See? You can't rush good drafting.

    Alleen Barber
    Systems Analyst

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