WASHINGTON—Despite every indication that such a move would bring with it glorious success, and that only triumph could come from branching out into more Western markets, Yu Wan Mei sources indicated Friday that the U.S. desire for processed fish products may not be as robust as initially anticipated. Company reports, filled with woeful numbers and figures and charts, now suggest that the American palette is far too unrefined and pedestrian to appreciate such delicacies as ground gas bladders, lymphoid tissue, and fresh gill paste. Indeed, had these catastrophic reports been issued earlier, Yu Wan Mei might not have invested nearly $96 million into packaging and shipping its fish consumables overseas, nor would it have purchased an otherwise worthless and vile newspaper, within which to advertise its nourishing foodstuffs. Glaringly, it is now apparent to all that Fish Time may in fact not be Success Time.
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