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U.S. Loses 4,000 Jobs

September 12, 2007 | ISSUE 43•37

The U.S. economy lost 4,000 jobs last month—the largest drop in four years—raising fears of a recession. What do you think?

  • So what? A recession just means people will start drinking off-brand soda. Doesn't matter to me as long as I still get five cents a can.

    Alma Peters
    Pollster

  • Good. Working sucks!

    Dale Landmark
    Ice Cream Truck Driver

  • This can all be remedied through interest rates. How it's done and to what extent I haven't a clue, but interest rates are the key.

    Ivan Paymer
    Systems Analyst

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