American Voices

U.S., Pakistan Exchange Fire

September 29, 2008 | ISSUE 44•40

Troops from the United States exchanged gunfire with our ally Pakistan on the Afghan-Pakistani border. What do you think?

  • Brief cross-border firefights are just the Army's way of razzing its friends. It's the military equivalent of a noogie.

    Darrel Pearlman
    Systems Analyst

  • We can relieve tensions with Pakistan by firing some missiles into Israel. Pakistan will like it and Israel will probably be too flummoxed to even respond.

    Syd Burrell
    Gallery Dealer

  • 'If we keep pulling this kind of stunt, pretty soon we might not be very well liked over there.'

    Damon Rawls
    Dog Breeder

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