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U.S. Proposes European Missile Defense System

May 29, 2006 | ISSUE 42•21

The United States is proposing developing a missile defense shield for Europe to protect it against a potential threat from Iran. What do you think?

  • Now Europe can be free to depict Muhammad however they want.

    Jerry Ortez
    Systems Analyst

  • The only way this won't work is if the computer is forced to play tic-tac-toe against itself.

    Shawn Klatz
    Hotel Manager

  • Defense shields never work. I installed an alarm system for my home and an Iranian missile still broke in and stole my VCR.

    Lane Fordham
    Dental Hygienist

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