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U.S. Withdraws $800 Million In Pakistan Aid

July 12, 2011 |

In the midst of strained relations between the two countries, the United States announced it would suspend more than one-third of its $2 billion in military assistance to Pakistan. What do you think?

  • If we withhold that aid, I fear Pakistan might quit pretending to be our ally.

    Rick McGee
    Day Care Attendant

  • Take that, Pakistan! Feel the stinging rebuke of receiving only $1.2 billion of U.S. taxpayer money for your ineffective, crooked military!

    Grace Green
    Wood-Heel Finisher

  • Hey, Israel, you seeing this? You could be next. You've got another decade's worth of chances, and that's it.

    Adam Foster
    Cabana Attendant

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