Uwe Boll Boxes Critics

Uwe Boll, director of the critically reviled House of the Dead, recently took on four of his critics in a boxing ring in Canada. What do you think?

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  “Too bad Rex Reed wouldn't sign on—but I understand he was training for a title defense against Michael Bay.”

  Mark Friedman –
  Ship's Mate

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  “This incoherent burst of violence is not the Uwe Boll I know. Where's the long and pointless explanations about zombies?”

  Jonas Begin –
  Croupier

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  “Laughable violence, low-rent stunts, pitifully self-indulgent. D-.”

  Janice Hartley –
  Event Planner