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    Vacations

    Slideshow • ISSUE 47•36 • Sep 5, 2011
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    • Disney Family Vacation Ruined By Walt Disney Company

      ORLANDO, FL–A magical Walt Disney World family vacation was ruined last weekend by the stringent policies and protocol of the Walt Disney Company.
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    • Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results

      MANCHESTER, NH–Returning to work after seven days off, Derek Olson, 31, confessed Monday that his plan to use his weeklong vacation to straighten out his life yielded mixed results.
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    • Vacationing Woman Thinks Cats Miss Her

      VERO BEACH, FL–Annette Davrian, a 45-year-old Cedar Rapids, IA, bank teller, is spending her vacation time in a delusional haze this week, somehow managing to convince herself that her cats actually miss her.
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    • Space Tourist Spends Entire Vacation Inside Space Shuttle

      CAPE CANAVERAL, FL—"What's the point of traveling three million miles if you're just going to sit around some orbital craft all day?" said friend Jeffery Plotnick.
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    • 'The Scream' Returns From Two-Year Vacation Relaxed

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    • Top Vacation Spots For People Like You

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    • Yankees Building New Vacation Stadium In The Hamptons

      The new facility will be an intimate beachfront stadium where the Yankees can go to get away from the hustle and bustle of New York City.
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    • Dream Vacation Turns Deadly For Area Houseplant

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    • Today Now!: Save Money By Taking A Vacation Entirely In Your Mind

      Travel expert Cathy Barnette shows Jim and Tracy how to see the world without spending a dime or even leaving your home.
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    • United Nations Condemns American Tourist Traps As Inhumane

      UNITED NATIONS—In a sternly worded resolution citing "a shameful violation of Americans' basic right to dignity while on vacation," the United Nations Commission On Human Rights condemned the U.S. Monday for its tolerance of tourist traps, calling for an immediate ban on mystery spots, wonder caverns, and fantasy worlds.
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