Vast Field Of Marijuana Found In Chicago

Officers in a police helicopter discovered a marijuana plantation on Chicago’s South Side that is the size of two football fields, containing more than 1,500 large plants and worth an estimated $7 million to $10 million. What do you think?

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  “Oh, didn’t they see it earlier when it was on Buzzfeed’s top 20 marijuana plantations visible on Google Maps?”

  Jack McCulley –
  Experimental Welder

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  “Are they sure it’s not oregano? One time I bought a field of marijuana from a guy, and when I got it home, it was just a vast field of oregano.”

  Theadora Melnick –
  Racehorse Trainer

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  “Who would have thought to commit a crime in Chicago?”

  Mark Edelman –
  Sewing Machine Operator