Vast Field Of Marijuana Found In Chicago

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 48•40 • Oct 5, 2012

Officers in a police helicopter discovered a marijuana plantation on Chicago’s South Side that is the size of two football fields, containing more than 1,500 large plants and worth an estimated $7 million to $10 million. What do you think?

“Oh, didn’t they see it earlier when it was on Buzzfeed’s top 20 marijuana plantations visible on Google Maps?”
Jack McCulley –
Experimental Welder
“Are they sure it’s not oregano? One time I bought a field of marijuana from a guy, and when I got it home, it was just a vast field of oregano.”
Theadora Melnick –
Racehorse Trainer
“Who would have thought to commit a crime in Chicago?”
Mark Edelman –
Sewing Machine Operator

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