American Voices

Vast Mineral Resources Found In Afghanistan

June 16, 2010 | ISSUE 46•24

The United States has discovered nearly $1 trillion in mineral deposits, including copper, iron, and lithium, in Afghanistan. What do you think?

  • This is fabulous news! Are we going to distribute it to all Americans equally?"

    Lynda Marvin
    Jailer

  • And let's not forget that Iraq sits atop a nearly equivalent amount of U.S. debt."

    Gerry Jurewicz
    Systems Analyst

  • In your face, Soviet Union!"

    Adrian Wilson
    Precision Grinder

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