American Voices

Veep's Daughter In Cocaine Video?

March 31, 2009 | ISSUE 45•14

A self-described "friend" of Vice President Joe Biden's daughter Ashley is attempting to sell for $250,000 a video in which the 27-year-old purportedly does cocaine. What do you think?

  • I don't get it. What's the hook here? Does she do cocaine really well? Is it an impressive amount of cocaine?

    George Furlong
    Humane Officer

  • If she was snorting it through one of those pocket Constitutions that Kucinich hands out, I’ll go get my checkbook.

    Peggy Bryan
    Watch Assembly Inspector

  • Did you know there's a videotape of Richard Hilton's daughter Paris having sex?

    Leon Walker
    Cabinetmaker

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