Venezuela Running Out Of Toilet Paper

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 49•20 May 16, 2013

Government mismanagement has left toilet paper in short supply in Venezuela, causing long lines to form throughout the country to purchase the rapidly dwindling item, and prompting lawmakers to call for the immediate importation of 50 million rolls. What do you think?

  • “See, this is why Chavez was such a huge proponent of bidets.”

    Nikita Nikolic –
    Unemployed

  • “They better make sure it’s two-ply or they’ll end up right back where they started in a week.”

    Dennis Fogarty –
    Chain Repairer

  • “What are they, a bunch of fragile flowers? Just use coffee filters like everyone else who runs out.”

    Peter Houseman –
    Oven Operator