American Voices

Vermont OKs Gay Marriage

May 3, 2000 | ISSUE 36•16

Last week, Vermont became the first state to legally recognize same-sex marriages. What do you think about this historic legislation?

  • At long last, Ben will be able to make an honest man of Jerry.

    Linda Leone
    Pharmacist

  • Gay marriage is only going to take weddings to another opulent level.

    Risa More
    School Psychologist

  • I suppose it's okay for homosexuals to marry–so long as they don't marry each other, of course.

    Richard Westlake
    Systems Analyst

  • Shit. Now Mom will really step up the pressure on me and my leather slave to finally tie the knot.

    Hal Iorg
    Gas-Station Clerk

  • First, the military, now marriage. Why do these gays want in on our worst institutions?

    George Lewis
    Architect

  • Homosexuals are just trying to make their sodomy as morally acceptable as the sodomy I enjoy in my church-sanctioned marriage.

    Frank Brodhagen
    Truck Driver

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