In The Onion's June 20 feature "America's 10,000 Best Veterinary Schools," the Denver Center for Reptile Fixing was listed 10 spots too low. It should have been ranked No. 4,622. The Onion regrets the error.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.