CorrectionsOpinion Jul 20, 2011

Last week The Onion reported that a comment was vintage Jason, when it was actually vintage Phil. The Onion apologizes for the error.

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The Birthday Girl

An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.

We're So Sorry

The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.

Homegrown Terrorism

The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.