Last week, the FBI arrested 120 members of New York crime families, breaking up a massive securities scam that combined old-school Mob violence with high-tech Internet fraud. What do you think of organized crime's foray into Wall Street?

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  I kind of expected more from the Gambinos than sitting at home, bilking old ladies out of their stock portfolios on a blueberry iMac.

  Cindy Greenwood
  Pediatrician

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  It's about time they nailed Sammy 'Double Click' Luchese and the whole Dotcommicia crime syndicate.

  Rudolph Lambert
  File Clerk

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  All those pork bellies in my bed are finally starting to make sense.

  John Furness
  Teacher

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  Now I see why that big guy in the pinstripe suit came by my office, saying how it'd be a real shame if a sudden interest-rate hike led to investor wariness, precipitating a sell-off in S&P 500 futures.

  Bill Greene
  Stock Broker

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  Well, my broker is E.F. Hutton, and E.F. Hutton had better not say a goddamn word.

  Lawrence Ham
  Systems Analyst

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  Great. Just when I thought I'd finally gotten caught up on my 21st-century neologisms, I gotta start worrying about the eMafia.

  Pamela Kolb
  Botanist