American Voices

Wal-Mart Sales Disappointing

November 28, 2006 | ISSUE 42•47

While post-Thanksgiving sales were up 6 percent from last year for most retailers, Wal-Mart's numbers fell below even their modest forecast. What do you think?

  • Their customer base has dropped way off since they started stocking the morning-after pill.

    Ronnie Warren
    Oil Changer

  • You can only give someone a T-shirt of the Tasmanian Devil waving an America flag so many times.

    Karen Wachtel
    Events Planner

  • Wal-Mart just doesn't carry the same piece-of-shit bullshit I like to give to my loved ones that they used to.

    Chuck Bryant
    Lab Technician

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