Wal-Mart Wants Republican President

Wal-Mart managers have reportedly been told by higher-ups that a Democratic president would lead to unions, less jobs, and less profits for their stores. What do you think?

  • “I heard when he becomes president, Obama will completely outlaw 98-cent three-packs of socks.”

    Charlie London –
    Paper Salesman

  • “It's true. We all know how Wal-Mart just barely squeaked by during the Clinton administration.”

    Pat Hertz –
    Cement Truck Operator

  • “Did they have these conversations while on break? Ha! Trick question! Wal-Mart doesn't give breaks.”

    Selma Rogowski –
    Photographer