Warren Buffett Being Treated For Cancer

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 48•16 • Apr 18, 2012

Billionaire investor Warren Buffett announced he was being treated for prostate cancer, stirring speculation over who his successor at Berkshire Hathaway would be. What do you think?

“Sheesh, with all that money, you’d think he’d just have his head grafted onto the body of some poor kid with a shiny new prostate.”
Mary Baker –
Systems Analyst
“Great. Now I can’t stop picturing Warren Buffett’s enlarged prostate. Thanks for nothing.”
Ryan Tilly –
Pheresis Specialist
“Prostate cancer is very survivable. Buffett knows how to pick them!”
Morgan Gillis –
Unemployed

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