American Voices

Water Found On The Moon

October 19, 2009 | ISSUE 45•43

The presence of water has been detected all over the surface of the moon by planetary geologists. What do you think?

  • Yes, but does the moon have peninsulas? Earth rules!!"

    Tim Venitsky
    Systems Analyst

  • Thank God. I'm so thirsty from that long space ride."

    Agatha Smith
    Crossbar-Frame Wirer

  • A rat done bit my sister Nell, with water on the moon. Her face and arms began to swell, and water's on the moon."

    John Elke
    Larry-Car Operator

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