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    We Had This Idea For A Cover With A Judge Holding A Baby Rattle Instead Of A Gavel, We're Not Really Sure What To Do With It, Though

    Sunday Magazine • courts • ISSUE 46•47 • Nov 26, 2010
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    We Had This Idea For A Cover With A Judge Holding A Baby Rattle Instead Of A Gavel, We're Not Really Sure What To Do With It, Though
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