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McDonald's Birthday Party To Be Happiest Time In Child's Life
01.31.07 | ISSUE 43•05
L.A. Grants Clippers $12 For New Nets
Road Sign Over-Explains Highway's Dangers
01.24.07 | ISSUE 43•04
Seattle’s Space Needle Blasts Off After Collecting Enough Rain For Home Planet
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World's Best Dad Has World's Worst Arteries
06.04.96 | ISSUE 29•20
Graffiti Artist No Longer Putting His Heart In It
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