The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 13, 2013Slideshow • News • ISSUE 49•19 • May 12, 2013 63020Heartbroken Chris Brown Always Thought Rihanna Was Woman He’d Beat To Death1 of 15Onion Twitter Password Changed To OnionMan77'That Ought To Do It,' Company Sources Confirm2 of 15Nation's Amateur Skateboarders Haven't Landed Trick In 12 Years3 of 15Arab-American Actually Kind Of Enjoys Always Having 2 Bus Seats To Self4 of 15Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates For 5 Minutes Into The Future5 of 15Picking Thing Up From Apartment Floor Rescheduled For Thursday6 of 15Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Stint Off To Great Start—And She’s Gone7 of 15Malicious Focus Group Convinces Marketers Cinnamon Mountain Dew Is The Next Big Thing8 of 15Everyone Who Started Watching 'Mad Money' In 2005 Now Billionaires9 of 15EPA Warns Americans Not To Breathe10 of 15Everyone On Flight Annoyed By Screaming Kid Rock11 of 15Obama Speechwriters Unsure How They’d Praise Fort Lauderdale In Event Of Tragedy12 of 15Mentally Unstable Man To Exhibit 1 Or 2 More Warning Signs Before Finally Doing This13 of 15FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst14 of 1517-Year Cicadas Horrified To Learn About 9/1115 of 15More Slideshows Start OverTop 10 Best Cities To Move To TodayThe Week In Pictures – Week Of May 6, 201310 Giant Cocks74 Normal Photos And 2 Kinda Weird OnesThe Legend Grows: Onion Sports' Coverage Of Tim Tebow