Secretary Of Interior Takes Presidential Oath Of Office

'I Still Can't Believe The President, Vice President, Speaker Of The House, President Pro Tem, Sec. Of State, Sec. Of The Treasury, Sec. Of Defense, And Attorney General Were All In That Hot-Air Balloon,' Says New President Sally Jewell

'Fuck You,' Obama Says In Hilarious Correspondents' Dinner Speech

'No, Really, Fuck Every One Of You'

74 Normal Photos And 2 Kinda Weird Ones

Dzhokar Tsarnaev Finally Moves Off Campus

Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year

New Study Finds Nothing That Will Actually Convince You To Change Your Lifestyle So Just Forget It

'Loud, Desperate Need For Approval' Leads Tony Nominations

Area Woman Has No Idea She Will Hate Jennifer Lawrence 7 Years From Now

Parents Seize Creative Control Of 3rd-Grade Art Project

Applebee's Introduces New 50 Appetizers For $250 Special

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Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave

Proud Boston Market CEO Announces Food Hasn't Been This Gross In Years

Government-Issued PSA Urging Teens To Fuck Their Brains Out

Obama Explains How They Get All Those Cars On The Back Of One Of Those Trucks