American Voices

Weezer Cancels Concerts

December 10, 2009 | ISSUE 45•50

Following a bus accident in which lead singer Rivers Cuomo cracked three ribs, the band Weezer has canceled its December tour dates. What do you think?

  • Now where the hell am I going to wear this stupid cardigan? I don’t even think I kept the receipt."

    Adric Taylor
    Clinical Education Consultant

  • No!!! Oh, wait, never mind. It's 2009."

    Davros Monasterio
    Concessions Manager

  • That guy gets upset when a girl doesn't like him. I can't imagine the shitty music he's gonna pump out of cracking three ribs.

    Leela Schmersal
    Marketing Sales

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