Weird-Looking Potato

Quote ISSUE 48•05 Jan 30, 2012

"Seriously, it is so freakin' weird. At first, you don't even think it's a potato, but after you look at it for a minute, you realize it is a potato, but it's all fucked up." - FDA commissioner Dr. Margaret Hamburg

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